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cmbrbatch: my dash right now: doctor who eurovision people who aren’t from europe confused

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:06:50 -0400

my dash right now:

doctor who

eurovision

people who aren’t from europe confused

psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:02:32 -0400

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

sure ill get off the internet mom

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:58:04 -0400

sure ill get off the internet mom

staystrong-stayamazing: this still makes me laugh even though...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:57:46 -0400

staystrong-stayamazing:

this still makes me laugh even though I’ve read it so many times.

annoyingtwink: yahooyahoahohohowhow ahow abhow abohow abouhow abouthow about nhow about no

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:54:26 -0400

annoyingtwink:

yahoo
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how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:48:26 -0400

guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag

captainassmerica: today on: i didn’t know i followed so many europeans (2013 edition)

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:05:21 -0400

captainassmerica:

today on: i didn’t know i followed so many europeans (2013 edition)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:03:14 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:46:06 -0400

ssfenty: Awww😍🙈

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:43:40 -0400

ssfenty:

Awww😍🙈

buzzfeedceleb: George Takei responds to fans of traditional...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:36:07 -0400

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:23:26 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 17:18:41 -0400

epic-humor: see more

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:18:25 -0400

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do i even need to say something

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:18:15 -0400

do i even need to say something

scrotumcoat: get that shit outta here with your weak ass...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:17:30 -0400

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:03:41 -0400

me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.

cause of death: supernatural

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:26:13 -0400

cause of death: supernatural

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Sat, 18 May 2013 10:38:49 -0400

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h0llo: minccinorris: the best fucking vine video ever I’ve...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:44:58 -0400

h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady