May 2013
cmbrbatch:
my dash right now:
doctor who
eurovision
people who aren’t from europe confused
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
sure ill get off the internet mom
annoyingtwink:
yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
captainassmerica:
today on: i didn’t know i followed so many europeans (2013 edition)
do i even need to say something
Conversation I had with my dad today as we were...
me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.
cause of death: supernatural
rdjmpreg666:
studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test
apatheticghost:
today my friend said that he was going to do an impersonation of a gay man and i got ready for some homophobic high pitched comment about clothes but instead he just said in the exact same tone without expression “i am attracted to men”
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
You are valuable because you exist. Not because of what you do or what you have...
– Max Lucado (via desalpes)
enochiansoftware:
crowley just wanted to be loved
naomi just wanted to help
cas didn’t want to fail anyone again
sams biggest sin was letting dean down
cas no longer has his grace
the angels were expelled from heaven
cokeflow:
mirandasexnoise:
greg0ry:
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
needsmoreyellow:
Dean saw all of the angels falling and still murmured “Cas…” before anything else
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths